This WON'T spawn margaritas in Bali 🦆

Hey Friend,

You know what actually winds me up?

Coaches on IG claiming their YouTube strategy will get you to $100k/month in 12 weeks.

Does that not set off every alarm bell in your body?

Mine goes absolutely mental.

Look, maybe it works for the one person they screenshot. But the other 99 who buy that promise are going to have a very sad Tuesday.

So let me do the opposite.

This is what the Micro Snack Funnel probably won't do for you:

Won't get you to $100k/month overnight. Won't have Stripe notifications spawning while you sip something cold on a beach in Bali. Won't work with YouTube or TikTok ads. (I tried. Got absolutely sent to the shadow realm.)

But here's what it can do:

It's quick to get running. Embarrassingly quick. If you pair it with low-cost ads, you can get 10+ buyers a day. Customers DM you first, with keywords, ready to go. Very low risk - I ran it organically for a full year before I touched ads.

That's the honest version.

If that trade-off sounds like something you want to build, reply "FAST LANE" and I'll share what it looks like.

Your biggest fan,
Jacob 'no Bali promises' Pegs

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