Put this in your mouth 🥓

Hey Friend,

You ever go to a restaurant where you’re literally bullied into some starters?

Where pretty much the waiter says:

“Put this in your mouth”

You get a taste of this micro snack.

And even though you got bullied into it, it’s the best thing you’ve ever had in 2026.

Think of something like a tiny piece of semi-spicy village sausage on the grill, smothered in lemon, oozing in its aromas.

That’s sort of what Cypriot tavernas do to you here.

They bully you into eating meat dishes that basically make you salivate.

(Unless you’re vegetarian but you get the gist)

And then bring you bigger snacks.

By the time you’re out of there you’ve become their best customer.

You’ve ordered the king size meat maze, and gotten watermelon for desert.

AND you’ve bought 2 bottles of whatever drink.

Cyprus is notoriously known for its “Zivania”. I don’t drink often, but it’s pretty much like vodka, but stronger and more piercing.

The art of micro snacks are how we should treat our audience too.

But instead you try to shove the meat meze down people’s throats and choke them to death.

DMs. Sales calls. Follow ups. More follow ups. Begging.

Imagine what type of restaurant owner does that.

A BULLY.

Isn’t life so much better when you simply whip out your village sausage and place one piece of it in front of someone and watch them nibble and ask for more?

That’s what we want to do with The Micro Snack Funnel.

We take a small bite from our core offer, and feed it to our audience.

Then it’s so much easier talking to existing customers than it is to leads.

Want to give it a try?

==> Grab The Micro Snack Funnel Here (https://tpif.lovable.app/)

Your biggest fan,

Jacob “meat bender” Pegs

oh look, a hooman!