im so friggin done (4 hours to go) 💅🏻

Hey Maker,

PLEASE READ THIS EMAIL IN A SEX & THE CITY TYPE LADY VOICE:

***I am like....so friggin done with it.*** 💅🏻

This "launch" shid. Like no friggin way dude.

I drew kindergarten doodles for you.
I spoke to you about grandmas with dead dog subscriptions.
I told you about the wins happening inside Modern Maker.
I told you how filthy I am when I walk my dogs.
I told you how much I love watermelon.

And how all of this stuff got me to where I am today.

Well.. with the exception of this little system we're installing in about 4 hours from now.

All I want to do is resume my emails tomorrow.

Where I tell you about how much puke I had to clean.

And this crazy new wizard trick that added $64k to my annual revenue.

So...

For the last hurrah.

https://boardroom.thrivecart.com/ws/

👆🏼 Don't click this link. 👆🏼

(Apparently when you tell kids to NOT do something they do it right away)

Your biggest fan,
Jacob “like amagad dewd" Pegs

PS. You can now not speak like a Sex & The City doofus person who wears crocs.